Thursday, December 13, 2007
Regrettably, We’ll Always Have Paris
Only in America can a dim-witted society brat like Paris Hilton launch her own wine label. Well, actually the sparkling-in-a-can Rich Prosecco is launching in Germany and won’t be available in the U.S. until next year. Perhaps by then Paris’s arrest for DUI will be long forgotten. Possibly more offensive than her being naked and covered in gold paint for the ad campaign is the fact that the bubbly will be available in original, passion fruit and strawberry. Ooooh, that’s hot!